Sunday, October 30, 2005

My name is EnnyPen, and I'm a mess-a-holic....

You may not have been able to guage it from my style, but I'm not well known for my 'tidiness'. The Hun has tried a few methods to correct this - he left me a note when I came back from Martial Arts camp mentioning that he thinks he saw something move in my 'dressing room', he's told me I'm to messy to ever be wife, and he's threatened to post pics of it on my blog. Because I'm competitive when I can be stuffed to be, I decided to post it myself.

And THEN, as an attempt to make it more interesting for myself (I have a tendency of starting things and then NEVAH finishing) I decided to capture it for the masses and blog it.

Aren't you lucky little kittens?

Let the games begin!

This is my room from the doorway:
You cannot see the floor. I'd like to maintain that in my head there are groupings of clean and messy clothes, but you mere mortals proddly can't tell...

To make it easier, I like to do portions. This is the desk portion:
You can see how high tech my old computer was by the free stickers that are all over it....

But now, ta-dah!!:
Now my signed Barry Williams poster is given the prominence it deserves! I met him, you know - I also got two photos taken with him in my buddys camera phone, but he must've been totally intimidated coz they were all shaky and didn't turn out and B to the Wizzo was soooo snappy that we were too scared to ask for him to pose AGAIN. I also didn't have to pay the ripoff $70 for the dinner and show at the Southo, but got to waltz in just at the end, escorted by the one-armed doorman! *SNAP* total celebrity!!!

Next Portion: Next to the mirror:
Um, this is still from this trip... I'm not a very 'quick' unpacker, shall we say...

But now, Wow!
Ok, not much of a difference, but for those of you who couldn't tell my dirty pile from my tidy pile, thats the newly defined dirty pile above.

Portion Trois:This area is lovingly known as the 'scary pile', due to it's ability to reach the window sill if I can't find what I'm looking for...

Shazam!
Now you can appreciate my artistic ability - I painted that pic whilst on a week long 'day camp' at the ANU art school when I was high school, where I was tormented for being the oldest and lonliest... *sigh*.

The next portion was my personal area of concern...
I honest to God thought there were mice living in the bottom shelf, in my 'memories' shoeboxes...

See the difference now?!
No? Thats coz I only pulled out the boxes, looked for poop and shuffled things around a bit. Rest assured that I keep the doors closed. (Laydeez - if you can track down one of the promotional Davidoff Cool Water posters that's hangin to the right there, feel free to mail me a letter of praise. That man is GOD). (Don't tell the adjoining White Ninja, The Rock or Legolas pictures that I favour him over them. Puh-lease!).

Almost there! Check out my messy Dresser top (the one without the broken TV on it):
This was after I decided to put all my CD's onto my iPod and couldn't be assed to put em back...

*BLAMMO*
(That took like 3 minutes).

See! I wasn't just shuffling the mess around - there's clean floor!!:

Final Product?!:
*Much Rejoice*

Note: There was a delay of about half an hour before I could start this post as I had to wait till The Hun woke up because my lappy wasn't picking up my camera, before I realised (after he's sat down at it for a few minutes) that we were in fact plugging and unplugging the printer insteat... did I mention I've done IT?

5 comments:

ChickyBabe said...

oh-my-god!!

The Student said...

Okay, so tell me where you hide your valuables, in great detail.

Oh, and, what's your address?

Enny said...

Ok, if you look in the top right of the th- WAIT A MINUTE!!!

Erica said...

Those photos very SCARILY resemble my own bedroom. I also feel very inadequate that you were able to tidy up so effectively. Something I have never been able to manage. I just have too much "stuff" and not enough "stuff" storage space.

Enny said...

Keep in mind that it's my 'spare' room, not my bedroom - there's sh!t stored all over this house! =o)