I emailed them to him, but he chose to answer them laying on the couch instead - here's my question, his answer, and my online rebuttal.
The first one is eay - What is my favourite colour?
BROWN! Brown.
This is a "joke". I told him last night that I wanted him to answer some questions for me, such as 'What is my favourite colour' and he joked that he'd say brown because I own a lot of brown clothes.
Which I can't deny.
But my favourite colour is purple, hence why my talky parts are done in purple!
OK - What is my favourite thing to eat?
Based on tonights performance I would say Soy Good Icecream.
This is a fair call. I fled the house for ice cream after pushing him around the kitchen for 5 minutes pouting and asking for it - he then said all of a sudden that he'd go out and get it, then preceeded to hide on the front stoop with his carkeys for the count of ten before rushing back into the house proclaiming 'NO! OF COURSE I'M NOT GOING TO GET YOU ICE CREAM!!!'. Everybodies a comedian.
(PS - I also bought him some Magnum's while I was down there!)
What do I do too much of?
Not clean.
Touche.
What do I do not enough of?
Not clean.
Un Touche - surely this double negative means that I DO clean?!
What is my favourite memory of us?
Movieworld *laughs*
Surely I told you guys about this? THE WORST DAY OF OUR COMBINED LIFE?!?!?! Wanna start two world wars in a four day period? Tour the themeparks as someone terrified of all rides (so is just there for the ambience) with someone who insists on pushing you to go said terrifying rides and chuck a SERIES OF THE WORLDS WORST TANTIES. Unfortch I think this means I'll never get to see Disneyland... but at least we're in the place where we can look back on it and laugh now.
What do I want for Christmas?
At last count? There was that jewellery thing you went and saw and said you wanted - what was that thing? What was it? I can't remember.. a bunch of stuff. You want a stereo for the garage.
Hint: White gold letter charms with three diamonds at Zemmels.
What is my plan for the future?
Engaged by 25, married with kids by 30, retire and live off my squillions that I earn.
Good - he's been listening.
What is more likely to happen in the future?
I'll buy you a cubic zirconia when youre 43, after you've had seven children and we're living in a caravan.
All his recent cubic zirconia jokes are starting to worry me...
How did we get together?
You wooed me with PlayStation - Britney Spears Dance thing.
Also true - after a valentines night of drinking and dancing, he came back to the Chifley House where (while gf2 slept in my room) we played lotsa Britneys Dance Beat on the PlayStation (I'm the QUEEN of that game!) and then some other game too... he slept on the floor of the loungeroom, I believe... His copious amounts of tickling me were APPARANTLY 'the moves' - I had to invite him out again the next week for anything to ACTUALLY happen...
What is my favourite photo?
The one with the glasses, isn't it?
Hooray! On our first day of holiday warring (at Seaworld) there were still moments of joy - he was thinking I'd finally go on some rides at Movie World so he relaxed a bit, and we took this photo inside the 3d theatre. It is my favourite.
I included this one just for Lulu - have two yellow heads!
