Because I am a woman of many obsessions, I am back to dreaming about another tattoo... basically, I've been told my bags will be packed for me if I come home with another, but here's a quick mockup of what I would LURVE* (damn you Flickr group!):
Firstly - No, they're not my feet;
Secondly - Yes, they say "...Carry my joy on the left..." and "...Carry my pain on the right...";
Thirdly - Yes, they are from a Bjork song;
Fourthly - No, I would like the font to be thinner;
Fifthly - No, I would like 'joy' and 'pain' to line in the diagonal inner corners of my little toes;
Sixthly - Yes, I would prefer the text to run straight down the side of my foot, but I can't do that in PowerPoint;
Seventhly - Yes, I would prefer the text only run halfway down the side of my foot and stop with the last/first dot at the webbing join of my big and second toe; and
Eighthly - Yes, I know feet tattoos tend read with the writing from the ground up (rather than my eyes down), but I think I'd prefer it this way - that tattoo IS for me...!
*Chances of this ever actually being done - 1/100.