My three questions will be:
- What is this mark that sits right in front of where I part my fringe that I thought was a burn from my straightener but has been there for months?
- Can you please check all my moles for me? I'll get mostly nude if I have to because I don't want cancer, but I'm going to feel REALLY uncomfortable.
- Judging by the syptoms I'm about to describe to you, what is the likelihood that I have IBS or some kind of food allergy that I am going to hate, but will feel much better for having had diagnosed?