Look at me with my sense of humor. Hilarious!10:30am this morning:
Oh! Not mucking around now, are we?!Well, THAT hurt. Anyone had needles to the throat and neck? It hurt like hell - I think I was crying as I was breathing very fast and loud through my nose and my eyes were watering. Then I thought I was going to faint or snap and pull his hands away to get him to stop.
There's two sets of stitches in my face and two holes in my neck - making them look more like the vampire bites I used to joke they were.
I have today off work, so I'm going to sit on my ass to see if this landlord actually exists, then going to the shop to buy some fruit, misery chips and hopefully some skin coloured tape to make my tape fact a little less gawkworthy.
:wah:
17 comments:
Watch out for the giant butterfly, Enny, it's coming to eat you since you aready injured. Run!!!
It looks really painful, but anything done to your face always really hurts because of the thin skin. I hope it heals really nicely and quickly for you. Try some bio oil once it's healed over, I have heard it's really good for making scars tiny and unnoticeable.
D'jen - it is a nasty butterfly - evil thing... I hope it heals nice and quick too - I was actually going to have a look at the bio oil! :o)
Ouch. Possibly the worst way to spend a day off work: In pain and waiting for a landlord.
You could watch Dr Phil to numb your brain, and by proxy, the pain... but I guess Dr Phil is over already.
amanda - I did! He had a Christmas special and everyone in the audience got TONNES of free stuff! Oprah had a special for dog lovers too, which was awesome, then I spend $80 on postage to send thankyou gifts overseas (two months later) and bought some oreo's - they're gone now and I'm feeling full but not in soo much pain.
PS - landlord = NO SHOW.
ew.
and.
ow.
mars - Ew? Awww :o(
ouch.
But....what are misery chips?
Do they come in a variety of different-sized packs, or merely jumbo?
g'wick - big bag of red rock salted plain chips! I partook of a tube of oreo's instead ;o)
aw! take care of yourself, kiddo. also, i think i'm getting your stupid cold.
goddam freaking e-cold.
m - I'm SO sorry! I did stay away when I thought I was most contagious to do my best to stop the spreading... I'm not looking forward to work tomorrow - it's a whole branch planning day! D'oh...
What on earth? I absolutely, definitely, 100% commented on this post.
And then it disappeared (kind of like your moles).
I have a mole in the exact same position as one of yours was... please tell me if it's worth it?
And feel better soon Enny. Eat lots of lindt, watch lots of bad TV and blame the world.
It usually works for me.
PS: Rose Hip Oil. The answer to all manners of sins.
Try it :)
Misery chips! LOL... How funny that we choose the exact same flavour and brand, haha.
Hope the pain as died down somewhat... I'd kick your landlord if I could. How freakin rude!
rosanna - ooh! I hate the disappearing comments - I will let you know how it goes. I've gotten some funny looks when I've explained it wasn't entirely medical (though the two face ones were sent off anyway) but I felt it was distracting, I worried about knocking and I worried about my dark, uhm, facial hair.
rosanna - Rose Hip Oil? Will keep it in mind!
deb - They're the awesomest though, aren't they? And to think I was cured of them after being sick over Easter ;o) It's not hurting at the moment, though the one next to my nose pangs sometimes - and I am SO gonna yell at the landlord on the offchance they do finally call me back!!!
omg that butterfly is huge... I want a giant butterfly.
the'adam - Hullo again! It's from many years ago, circa "omg Inner Harmony is the only place to be/shop/hang".
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