9am this morning:
10:30am this morning:
Well, THAT hurt. Anyone had needles to the throat and neck? It hurt like hell - I think I was crying as I was breathing very fast and loud through my nose and my eyes were watering. Then I thought I was going to faint or snap and pull his hands away to get him to stop.
There's two sets of stitches in my face and two holes in my neck - making them look more like the vampire bites I used to joke they were.
I have today off work, so I'm going to sit on my ass to see if this landlord actually exists, then going to the shop to buy some fruit, misery chips and hopefully some skin coloured tape to make my tape fact a little less gawkworthy.