Wednesday, June 25, 2008


"It's quite amazing," she explained "you simply sit the Golden Retrievers up in the bathtubs and pour in warm cheese sauce. They may look like a bizarre pasta dish, but it puts them into suspended animation.

"As I realised they weren't breathing, it just made sense for me to stack them underwater like this. Isn't this pyramid the most beautiful and amazing thing you've ever seen?"

"No! I'm sorry! It's terrible and it's the cruelest and most horrible thing I've ever seen."

I don't know why I felt the need to keep apologising to her for her creation, but the sight of the motionless dogs, cheesy yellow hair shifting in the water just broke my heart.

1 comment:

Enny said...

Anyone care to swap dreams sometime?