Thursday, October 25, 2007

Shocking, Shockinger and Shockingest

Shocking - I have a blood test tmr at 8am that requires 12 hours fasting - so I just had to finish cramming some dinner rolls and a cruiser in my yam. I was five minutes late. I have the terrible feeling that my last few days of shocking study eating is going to make my glucose tests abnormal.

Shockinger - I had an exam tonight where we'd been given five topics to study of which four would be on the exam, of which we had to write essays about two. The one topic I told my study budy that I was sure would not be on the exam, was. Shockinger - the one topic I had the most "studying" done fore was not even mentioned.

Shockingest - part of my procrastination/study involved perousing people's facebooks for videos to look at. The girl who sold me my car had a video snap that was sent to her, showing two scantily clad women doing tequila shots. Figuring it was going to turn into a skit mocking porn, I loaded it up and sat through the first two of the total five minutes. I was wrong. It was lesbian porn. I have no idea why that shocked me so much - I guess it's BOUND to happen that people will use it for porn, but still - shockingest discovery of the day!

11 comments:

Dot said...

this means you drive a lesbot porn car...

Enny said...

dot - ... I don't even know what that means...?! :o)

Mikey_Capital said...

Ah lesbian porn. The best kind of porn. Everyone wins and there's no mess to clean up.

Enny said...

m_capital - I dunno... there was a lot of tequila, lemon and spit around the place...

Rosanna said...

Okay this post made me FREAK OUT. I hate exam horror stories... especially in Swotvac!

Enny said...

rosanna - what's Swotvac? It wasn't so bad - there were a few early leavers though... two awesome essays in 45 minutes? I doubt it!

Boysenberry said...

Sorry, was going to comment, but now slightly zoned out considering bisexual* porn


* = Okay, it might have been lesbian, but let's face it - what a bloke really wants is to join in. :)

Enny said...

Mr B'b'rry - I shoulda KNOWN some ppl would be more focussed on THAT part of the story...!

Boysenberry said...

Sorry about that... I guess the baser instincts took hold for a while.

Susanne said...

Oh, study eating! It's terrible, isn't it?

My pants are feeling way tight at the moment. :/

Enny said...

Mr B'b'rry - forgien!

Susanne - Stranger! Hullo!!! It certainly is... it's both a blessing and a curse my couch outfit is so baggy ;o)