I leave for QLD in a few hours for Martial Arts Camp, which (until about 6:45 last night) I was quietly confident about...
Now? Now my brain is spewing verbal reminders such as 'Rim the Pot'*, 'Cobra Strike', 'Closed Sparrow' and 'Shake your Groove Thang' in an effort to remember what the f()ck I am supposed to do in any of the forms I wasn't fully aware of/ didn't practice/ pretended they didn't exist ...
I'm gonna look like such a Monkey...**
* I know there are many interpretations of how this could be done (and I apologise for any disturbing images you may have been asaulted with if you Googled it) but I'm talking 'bout pretending to rub the rim of a huge pot ... not, y'know... whatever else you thunk.
** See how masterfully I set that up? Look at him! A monkey! In a Uniform! Doing a Jumpkick! Into a Board!!! Genius. And curses that he can do it so well.
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