Could I have been?

Could I have been a parking lot attendant?
Could I have been a millionaire in Bel Air?
Could I have been lost somewhere in Paris?
Could I have been your little brother?
Could I have been anyone other than me?
- Dave Matthews Band, Dancing Nancies

• I hate waking up and realising it's Monday
• I hate waking up and feeling like I haven't slept
• I hate having to get up in a house without heating
• I hate not having warm slippers to wear and getting in trouble for nicking The Hun's
  
• I hate having a bathroom light that won't turn on without the fan coming on
• I hate having a bathroom that doesn't have a sunlight so you can't see without the light on
• I hate having a toilet without an exhaust fan
  
• I hate not being keen enough to iron all my clothes at once so I could sleep in more in the mornings
  
• I hate only having pants that are that bit too short so my ass and handles hang out the top or that are so big that it looks like I've crapped my pants and tied them on with a piece of twine
• I hate having bruises all over my legs from sparring and sport so I can't wear skirts
  
• I hate the fact that I mostly choose comfort over style for work shoes
• I hate finding out that the banana I brought to work is still crunchy on the inside
• I hate finding out that the carrots I bought are a little bendy and bitter
• I hate the way I snap at people because I'm stressed when they aren't being unreasonable at all
  
• I hate typing with frozen fingers
  
• I hate thinking that the heater is on when it's not
• I hate that I could keep going and going and going like this.
  

I hate that I've still got another 4 days of this to go this week, then God know how many more weeks after this...