Thursday, July 31, 2008

I'm Pretty Lithe

Aw yeah baby - I have found the secret to living a confident and happy life, and it involves Intense Pulse Lasers in your pits and on your patch.

If it were socially acceptable to peel off the layers necessary for a Canberra winter and shove peoples faces into my pits, or drop my pants and point at my hooch, I would TOTALLY be a hit at all the parties.

Ladies - I can not recommend this enough.

2 comments:

Boy in the Smoke said...

Hold up... that ISN'T socially acceptable?! That explains a hell of a lot...

Enny said...

BITS - to think, all of that time passed, all of those fines paid...