Friday, July 29, 2005

A note for the medically inept

If, by some random and completely IRONIC twist of fate, you have been very Very VERY careful not to do any excessive excercise (like your usual Friday Spin class or continuing daily circuit classes) in case you hurt yourself before the big day, yet stretch funny in bed as you wake up and tweak a muscle down your neck that gives you spasms and makes you a hazard on the road as you can't head check to your right; do NOT partake in copious amounts of Nurofen Extra Strength as unbeknownst to you it contains codeine and will make you feel hungover, drowsy, sunburtn and floaty when you really should be on the ball. It may also contribute to banging your supersexy zoomy-broomy ruff-tuff car over the curb in the Belco carpark, causing an incessant screeching to emanate endlessly from the back right wheel and the mechanics will purposely not make eye contact with you in case they have to help.

Update to come: whether having a-couple-o breezers to 'calm thee nerves' will have an impact on coedine use.

P.S - Thanx for the linkage C.B!

P.P.S - Your's hasn't gone unnoticed either, Stoody-stu-stu!!

Heh heh, Codeine and bacardi. Gigglish, much?

1 comment:

ChickyBabe said...

Hic!...Nope...Toot toot...Weeee...Zzzz...

You're welcome!