The 'other' camp

Whatcha get up to on the weekend?

BBQ?

TV?

Dinner with the fam?

I was at martial arts camp.

*cheers*

Thats right! Here's a rundown of what you can get up to!

First, arrange a convoy meeting point then get there late. Then lead a convey down the highway, travelling 40k an hour with your hazards on to let the other people catch up, ignoring the glares from the cranky workers stuck down behind you.

Run a fitness class, the most excruciating part for you being clapping your hands to 'Lose my Breath' and yelling at people to punch continuously.

Whinge along with everyone else about the pain, until they remember it's entirely your fault and you did nothing, Nothing, NOTHING!!!

Bed.

Bang on the wall to shut up the noisy girls in the next cabin.

BANG AGAIN LOUDER!!

Quick wake up at 3 am to rouse the Ramadan students for some brekky.

Wake again at 6:30 for meditation class.

Block ears and cover eyes as student vomits over the side of the building.

Take photos of your students training in the hot sun for almost two hours, thusly:


Start your own brawls by picking 4 people to fight 2, on your own entertainment-based whims, thusly:

Lunch.

Enforce another 2.5 hours training in the sun and get sunburnt scalp that will peel and look like dandruff at work on Thursday.

Dinner.

Run 'teambuilding' game where you state who you are and what you like - laugh hysterically when one students mentions he likes childrens cartoons, and look bewildered when another says he likes pain.

Run another teambuilding excercise where to students build a spaghetti marshmallow tower, thusly:


Judge competition where students design poster to advertise school, unawares that they are doing task assigned to EnnyPen months ago, thusly:

Watch self defence class where one student accidentally fingers nose of another when trying to fake an eye gouge, and almost cack as brother lets out particularly stanky fart noticed only by one other person in the class.

Bed.

Bang on the wall to shut up the noisy girls in the next cabin.

BANG AGAIN LOUD ENOUGH TO BE HEARD FOUR CABINS AWAY!!!

Wake students up at 2:30 for candle staring meditation.

Make girls stay later for staying late, ignoring young boy who has fallen asleep.

Wake sleeping boy to make him eat Ramadan brekky.

Wake students again at 630 for training.

Breakfast.

Learn how to use a jo, thusly:


Pose for a photo on the stinkin hot bitchumen, looking like your training hard, thusly:


Take turns in knocking each other down to get 'Look how hard I trained, Mum' grasstains, thusly:


Punish girls for being late to 230 am session by making them run around the oval like a chicken (in true martial arts style), thusly:


Pose for a photo like you've had a fantastic weekend, thusly:


Whinge to all who'll listen about how terrible a weekend you had.

Praise the Lord when you get out of speeding ticket, don't let it be dampened by fact that last car in convoy got booked.

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.