Piggybacking Jelly's SuperPost

A week at home has meant much obsessive blog lurking. So when I saw this post on Jelly's blog, I had to go here and create my own...

With a much less interesting and comprehensive opening story, meet Everyday Enny-Pen:

* Brown hair in sensible ponytail with no blonde showing as her highlights are grown out and she is too lazy to get her roots done!

* Sensible shoes in a slightly unsensible colour to make up for the fact she's too tall for heels!

* Bandaged right hand from run-in with hotplate!

BUT! With the power of a light meal and a 4 pack of Black Label Cruisers, she becomes:

SOOOPAAAAAAAH ENNY-PEN!!

* Red hair that doesn't look like she's trying to be cool and it's not tied back for a change!

* Companioned by her very own puppy!

* Supersexy wink and totally 'come hither' lips!

* FM boots worn without the slightest hesitation! With slight heel!

* Lighting bolt hand to repel burning sensations!

And for your viewing pleasure, I introduce to you Everyday The Hun:

* Hair that's neither really brown OR blonde!

* Funky Shoes!

* Sensible work clothes (for office use only!)

BUT! Give him half an hour of Big Brother UnCut and he morphs into...

SOOOPAAAAAAAH THE HUN!!

*sigh*

* Pink Gun! Pink Wings! Pink Tights!

* Musical Aura (particularly after his patended home-made curry attack)!

(He did this one himself so I'm really struggling here....)

* Fingerlike Skin Chin (for those hard-to-reach places)!

Why not make one of your own?!
STEP UP!!!