Now, if you said that to me (like 'hey, the security guard over there has no sideburns') I proddly wouldn't look up out of the bottom of my cruiser bottle to give you even a 'whateva - I'm drinkin' glance. Coz not all guys have sideburns. Right?
Wrong!
The Hun has mid length sideburns, a stange copper-blonde colour, pulled in tight pubey curls.
Youngest Bro has fruzzy sideburns (indistinguishable from his fruzzy do) that grow a little too far down his face for the they're-long-in-a-trendy-type-of-way, but more of a yeah-I'm-just-too-lazy-to-make-any-effort-with-facial-or-scalpal-hair kinda way. And they're crooked.
Last three guys I've seen picture's of while lurking this afternoon:
Crazy Cruisey - Little shortman-with-'tood 'burns.
Soon to be BB05 winner (here's hopin!) Tim - choppy, elfish, pixie-fluff 'burns.
Luscious Lote - Drop dead gorgeous rough-em-up 'burns.I guess I've just never noticed it before!
Check em on a man near you.

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